1 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:15,300 Come on, friends. 2 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,200 There's a dolphin. 3 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:19,120 Guys, there's a dolphin there. 4 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:28,850 This is amazing. 5 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:31,710 I cannot wait to get to this island. 6 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:33,930 The Greeks have no idea what's going to 7 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:34,330 hit them. 8 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:38,790 Where is everybody? 9 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:41,450 They obviously haven't reopened the island yet, you 10 00:00:41,450 --> 00:00:41,630 know. 11 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:42,990 You promised me a party. 12 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,950 Guys, don't worry, we'll make our own party. 13 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:46,230 Okay, let's do it. 14 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:49,070 Music back on and let's rock the island. 15 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:49,770 Come on. 16 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:52,990 Fred, turn that music down. 17 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:55,250 Turn it up, turn it down, turn it 18 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,230 off, turn it on. 19 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:02,850 What? 20 00:01:03,769 --> 00:01:05,410 I mean, seriously, guys. 21 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:07,190 This is the way to do it? 22 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,010 The French can't drive. 23 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:15,330 They can't park on the streets, they can't 24 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:16,090 park in the water. 25 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:17,470 Let's go. 26 00:01:18,130 --> 00:01:18,730 You're crazy. 27 00:01:21,890 --> 00:01:23,050 Do you know the Campo? 28 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:24,050 Oh, my heart. 29 00:01:24,190 --> 00:01:25,710 Fred Siriax and I... 30 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,150 You're insane. 31 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:29,490 ...are on a big, fat Greek adventure. 32 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,150 The party that never ends. 33 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:32,390 Back together again. 34 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:35,690 Behind the wheel. 35 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,510 What I wanted to hear is, yes, Captain. 36 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:38,690 Captain my arse. 37 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:39,450 How are you? 38 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:42,250 That's the end of the tuk-tuk, an 39 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,050 epic odyssey like no other. 40 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,850 The best chef in the world, I'm coming 41 00:01:45,850 --> 00:01:46,150 in. 42 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,510 I called the lobster, did you see? 43 00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:50,130 Proving this country's culinary credentials... 44 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,450 This is Slovakia on a different level. 45 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:53,370 ...are up there with the very best of 46 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:53,650 Europe. 47 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:54,850 Got a bit of cream coming out the 48 00:01:54,850 --> 00:01:55,150 side there. 49 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:55,970 I don't care. 50 00:01:56,210 --> 00:01:57,730 Do you want a Viagra Negroni? 51 00:01:58,070 --> 00:01:59,150 This is awesome. 52 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,710 I feel it. 53 00:02:01,870 --> 00:02:03,290 One French planqueur. 54 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,450 When there is no wine, there is no 55 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:05,910 love. 56 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:07,110 One cocky Italian. 57 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:09,550 Moussaka is like a poor man lasagna. 58 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,490 And one Greek god. 59 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:12,830 You do look like a kebab. 60 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:16,950 In the birthplace of civilisation, what could possibly 61 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:17,530 go wrong? 62 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,630 This thing is very unstable. 63 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,710 You're such a moron. 64 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:27,070 We're coming soon. 65 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,220 So this beautiful catamaran is our home for 66 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:39,520 the week. 67 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:40,460 And we're going to be island hopping. 68 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:43,500 Catamaran is not a dessert, you idiot. 69 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:44,580 It's catamaran. 70 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:45,360 Seriously? 71 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:47,760 What is he doing? 72 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,600 You always beep the horn when you tell 73 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,740 people I'm here. 74 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:51,720 Hercules, come here. 75 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:53,020 You take this over. 76 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:53,460 Okay. 77 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:53,780 Okay? 78 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,500 Don't touch all the buttons. 79 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:56,660 If you don't know what you're doing, don't 80 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:57,300 touch buttons. 81 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:57,660 Okay. 82 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:58,980 One of that. 83 00:02:59,200 --> 00:02:59,680 Thank you. 84 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:01,040 Gordon, you don't move. 85 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:01,620 Please. 86 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:02,620 Don't, don't. 87 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:04,840 See? 88 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,160 This is the captain's skills. 89 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,420 Have you seriously got a licence? 90 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,260 All jokes apart. 91 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,640 I sailed more boats than you cooked beef 92 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,080 wellington. 93 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:14,080 I can tell you that. 94 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:14,520 Absolutely bollocks. 95 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:15,880 Welcome to Greece. 96 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:16,640 Come on. 97 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,360 What is this? 98 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:19,940 This is called douloufakis. 99 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:21,720 It's a Cretan sparkling wine. 100 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,140 Hold on, hold on. 101 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:22,760 Say that again. 102 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:23,680 Douloufakis. 103 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:24,620 Oh. 104 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:25,960 It's a Greek wine. 105 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,380 It's actually Cretan. 106 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:28,180 Is there a question? 107 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:29,200 It comes from here. 108 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:30,360 So if I go into a bar and 109 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,660 say to the ladies, excuse me, douloufakis, listen, 110 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,900 I'm not going to get punched. 111 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:36,260 Yes. 112 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,300 This is part of the Greek wine renaissance, 113 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:44,560 following the method champenoise, the traditional champagne method 114 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,360 to make wine. 115 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:45,740 Right. 116 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,400 So here we are, a bit of France 117 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,400 in Crete. 118 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,380 Thank you very much. 119 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,060 You think about Greek food first before you 120 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:53,380 think about Greek champagne. 121 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:55,380 I'm more excited about the ingredients here. 122 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:57,720 Greece never gets the look in that France 123 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,260 has or the Italians. 124 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,740 Honestly, I think Greek cuisine is better. 125 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,080 Than Italian cuisine. 126 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:06,020 You know that, right? 127 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,120 No, you're not serious. 128 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,740 You cannot, you can't... 129 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:11,540 I mean, say something. 130 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:12,380 Say something. 131 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,580 The thing is, in Crete, for example, yeah, 132 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,260 this is one place in the world where 133 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:18,360 people live up to 90, 100 years old 134 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,760 here, and that's because of the food and 135 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,279 the climate. 136 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:22,800 Italian diet is one of the most famous 137 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,100 diets in the world for people living many, 138 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:25,680 many years. 139 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,020 They live longer here than in Greece. 140 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,720 Simo, you cannot compare it to Italian. 141 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,040 Oh, stop. 142 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,420 Our Greek island-hopping adventure begins in Crete, 143 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,100 Greece's largest island. 144 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:40,460 Before navigating our way to stunning Santorini, then 145 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:43,520 it's onwards to the party island of Mykonos. 146 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,980 It feels like such a privilege to be 147 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:49,080 here, especially this year. 148 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,040 I am starving. 149 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:51,920 Me too. 150 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:53,560 Look at these. 151 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,360 Come on, seriously. 152 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:56,000 How beautiful is this? 153 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,000 I mean, you can now start to understand 154 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,180 why the country prides itself on some of 155 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:01,400 the best ingredients anywhere on the planet. 156 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:01,660 Tell you. 157 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:03,320 I mean, think about lunch. 158 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,080 Think about a beautiful tomato and the best 159 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,420 cheese in the world, a feta salad. 160 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,060 Like a Greek salad. 161 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,200 Yeah, of course, but we need a main 162 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,980 course that will just lift our lunch beyond 163 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:13,320 belief. 164 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:13,940 Go on. 165 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,380 So I've arranged for a fisherman to help 166 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:19,200 get us an amazing delicacy, kolotypa. 167 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:20,300 What's that? 168 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:20,840 What's that kolotypa? 169 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,020 It's a beautiful lobster. 170 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,320 It's got no claws, but this thing is 171 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,540 sweet, it's delicious, and it's literally just round 172 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:28,180 the bay there. 173 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,400 We're going to go diving. 174 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:30,180 Yes. 175 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,120 Do I have to? 176 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,140 Come on, a little dive before lunch. 177 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,600 I've recruited a crack commando fisherman, Delbo's catch, 178 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:41,500 and notoriously elusive prey. 179 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,120 Oh, there's Panos there. 180 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:45,140 Panos! 181 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,100 That's the chap we're going to go fishing 182 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:47,300 with. 183 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,740 That's the lobster king. 184 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:50,280 Trust me. 185 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:50,660 Oh, my God. 186 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:51,100 Look at him. 187 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,280 Is he already here? 188 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,240 Look at the state of him. 189 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,720 That is Panos. 190 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,060 Panos, right now you look like a pinos. 191 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:59,040 This is what you guys don't know. 192 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,080 The lobster needs to feel comfortable. 193 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:02,020 Oh, my God. 194 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,240 OK, I like him. 195 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:03,540 There's Panos. 196 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,560 I go to him, I'll fish with him. 197 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:07,620 Hey, Panos, how are you? 198 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,660 Hey, Panos. 199 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:09,940 Can't wait to get our hands on that 200 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:10,720 incredible lobster. 201 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,660 Do the lobster like pink? 202 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,720 Oh, I think that you will catch all 203 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:15,920 the lobsters. 204 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:16,680 What did I say to you? 205 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,720 What did I say to you? 206 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:18,760 Fucking hell. 207 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,140 I can't believe you call me a pinos. 208 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,800 Panos has been fishing these waters since he 209 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,740 was five years old. 210 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:33,520 Like every other fisherman in Crete, he air 211 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,580 -dries what he catches. 212 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,440 What is so special about the lobster? 213 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,480 They're called the kolotipes. 214 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:40,360 Kolotipes. 215 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,260 You know what this means? 216 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:41,840 What does it mean? 217 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,020 Slap asses. 218 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:43,920 What? 219 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:45,320 Slap ass. 220 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,460 Slap ass? 221 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,360 What do you mean slap ass? 222 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,920 When you see the lobsters, put your hand 223 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,880 close and slap their ass. 224 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:52,360 Right. 225 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:53,780 That's the name of the lobster? 226 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:54,300 Yeah, yeah. 227 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:56,060 Because they make this loud noise like... 228 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:57,880 Yes, but don't be afraid, just grab it 229 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:58,440 immediately. 230 00:06:58,620 --> 00:06:58,860 Gotcha. 231 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,900 We'll be diving off the island of Gramusa, 232 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,280 a slap-ass hotspot around the strip wreck 233 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,200 of Dimitrios. 234 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,620 I'm ready. 235 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:09,580 Come down. 236 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:24,840 With no pincers, the kolotipe relies on concealing 237 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:25,920 itself under rocks. 238 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,420 Its scarcity and clandestine nature makes it highly 239 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:33,620 sought-after and very pricey. 240 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:37,460 First, Panos shows us how it's done. 241 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:38,420 Look very careful. 242 00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:54,030 Yes, look at that. 243 00:07:55,630 --> 00:07:56,290 Wow. 244 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:58,970 Bloody hell. 245 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,190 With one in the bag... 246 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,330 ...the Italian urchin is losing interest. 247 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:14,070 So, as usual, it's down to Fred and 248 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:15,110 I to step up. 249 00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:20,270 We have to dive down five metres. 250 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:21,730 And I tell you, you've got to hold 251 00:08:21,730 --> 00:08:22,150 your breath. 252 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:24,910 You go down there, and I think you 253 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:25,890 want to come straight up. 254 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,090 It won't come off. 255 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:31,070 It's grabbing hold of the rock. 256 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:32,450 Shit. 257 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:35,250 When Gordon is around, wherever we're going to 258 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,909 go and catch something, he's going to get 259 00:08:36,909 --> 00:08:37,130 it. 260 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,640 You hold your breath for 90 seconds, sometimes 261 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:50,400 up to two minutes. 262 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,620 They're very difficult to spot. 263 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:58,560 He's by himself down there. 264 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:09,630 Yes. 265 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:10,370 Well done. 266 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:11,110 Yes. 267 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:12,710 Amazing. 268 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:14,710 Beautiful. 269 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:16,250 That's one for me. 270 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:18,730 But can Frogman Freddo bag us another? 271 00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:22,590 We, the French, we have Jacques Cousteau, and 272 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:23,570 we have Le Grand Bleu. 273 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:25,250 I feel like I'm at home here, you 274 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:25,350 know? 275 00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:29,410 I caught the lobster, did you see? 276 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:30,470 Did you see? 277 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:32,010 Well done. 278 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,410 You've got to be a pretty good predator 279 00:09:34,410 --> 00:09:35,130 to get them. 280 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,290 Like me. 281 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:39,090 Where's Gina? 282 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,050 Oh, no. 283 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:45,190 Fred? 284 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:45,950 Yeah? 285 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:46,850 He's on the beach. 286 00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:47,910 What do you mean he's on the beach? 287 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:48,490 Gino! 288 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:49,690 What? 289 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:50,650 Gino! 290 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:52,910 Seriously? 291 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:54,590 Trying to make friends with the locals. 292 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,350 I realised very quickly that it was not 293 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:57,750 for me. 294 00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:02,050 And also, I was distracted by another species. 295 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:03,230 One second. 296 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:04,370 I'm coming. 297 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:05,890 Ciao, Bella. 298 00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:07,990 Forget about going under the water. 299 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:10,730 What's the point when you can have pleasure 300 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,110 above the water? 301 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:13,570 Come and pick me up! 302 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:15,550 No, you swim back to the boat. 303 00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:19,390 Oh, come on! 304 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,590 Come back! 305 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:30,820 What's wrong? 306 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,280 You two left me by myself on the 307 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:34,560 beach. 308 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,520 With Captain Gino finally back on board, I'm 309 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,440 going to be barbecuing the lobster with some 310 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,040 air-dried octopus kindly gifted by Panos. 311 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,440 Having humanely frozen and part-boiled our prehistoric 312 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,640 prize for maximum moistness, it's time for the 313 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:50,840 grill. 314 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,800 There's something quite unique about being on a 315 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,540 boat an hour later having just dived for 316 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:57,040 that lobster. 317 00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:58,500 This is a good life. 318 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:02,360 With Fred tending bar, Gino's making a meal 319 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,880 of a simple Greek salad of onions, tomatoes, 320 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:06,700 cucumber, oregano and feta. 321 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:08,060 See what I'm doing, Fred? 322 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,940 Look, flick them, grill them. 323 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,380 Look, flick them in there. 324 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:13,280 Gino, you're just making a salad. 325 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,320 It doesn't matter. 326 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,360 Even when you make a salad, there is 327 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,240 an art, my friend. 328 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:17,780 Come on. 329 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,320 What cocktail are you making, Fredo? 330 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,240 A pink ouzo lemonade. 331 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:22,960 It's going to smell like the summer. 332 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:23,860 Sounds delicious. 333 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:27,180 Look at this, the incredible plethora of ingredients 334 00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:28,260 here in Greece. 335 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,140 Here you are, Gordon. 336 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,080 Fresh strawberry, a little bit of lemon. 337 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:32,680 Very simple, very light. 338 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:33,820 I love the strawberry. 339 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,040 They are very fresh, these strawberries. 340 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,480 Really, really sweet. 341 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,380 I'm going to season that with a little 342 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:41,080 bit of chilli, olive oil and then place 343 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:41,880 that back on the grill. 344 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,340 And look at that. 345 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,800 That right there is grease on the barbie. 346 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,160 Look at that. 347 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,640 I mean, that is beautiful. 348 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,220 Oh, that looks... 349 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:53,700 I mean, look how much meat is in 350 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:53,840 there. 351 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:54,800 It's like a whole tail. 352 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,920 That's just half there, look. 353 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:56,780 A little bit of lemon. 354 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:57,180 Yeah. 355 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,380 Oh, my God. 356 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,160 That is so sweet. 357 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:03,860 Very tender. 358 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,420 I mean, you know, they eat healthy. 359 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,160 All these very simple, humble ingredients. 360 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,740 Nothing more to it. 361 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:11,360 Right. 362 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,360 Just fish from the sea. 363 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:12,960 Bravo. 364 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:13,740 What a day. 365 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,520 Nice and easy. 366 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,900 Guys, salute. 367 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:16,660 Salute. 368 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,140 I can't drink too much, guys. 369 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:18,720 Why? 370 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,180 Because I've organised some transportation. 371 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,660 I want to go and visit the island. 372 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:22,060 Right. 373 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:22,840 The mainland. 374 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:23,360 Don't worry about it. 375 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:23,520 Right? 376 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:23,880 Yeah. 377 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,160 And what I've organised is going to blow 378 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:27,800 you away. 379 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,080 I'll tell you what I'm going to do 380 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:29,420 for you. 381 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,640 Just because you cooked for us and it's 382 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,660 delicious, you're going to be the captain of 383 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,740 the tender of the boat. 384 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,160 You know the little dinghy in the back 385 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:36,360 there? 386 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:37,720 You can take us back. 387 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,160 I'm going to allow you to do that. 388 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:40,960 There you go. 389 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,920 Do you know how to drive this thing? 390 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:45,640 Yeah, come on. 391 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:46,180 It's a tender. 392 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:47,880 Lifejacket on, please. 393 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:48,620 It's a tender. 394 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:49,260 It's a tender. 395 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:50,640 Let's go, guys. 396 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:53,660 What? 397 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,640 Why do you do that? 398 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,260 I really don't know what I'm doing with 399 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,160 you two sometimes. 400 00:12:59,420 --> 00:12:59,880 Let's go. 401 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,440 Gino, hold tight. 402 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,380 Hold tight. 403 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,240 Why do we need to go so fast? 404 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:13,880 Gordon, don't go too fast. 405 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:14,240 Gordon! 406 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:14,680 Gordon! 407 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:15,360 Gordon! 408 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:16,880 Gordon! 409 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,500 This is crazy! 410 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,860 There is no need for this! 411 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,240 There is no... 412 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:23,640 No, no! 413 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:24,280 Gino! 414 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:25,660 Gordon! 415 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:32,560 God, it's freezing! 416 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,820 OK, a little bit more, please. 417 00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:43,380 Come on, Gino, pull the boat. 418 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:44,200 Thank you. 419 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,420 Thank you. 420 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:45,900 There you go. 421 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,100 Are you all right? 422 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,340 Gino, Fred and I are lucky enough to 423 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,800 be island hopping in Greece. 424 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,960 We've dropped anchor in Crete, famed for its 425 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,280 natural beauty, abundance of fantastic food and rich 426 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:58,600 history. 427 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:02,120 First stop, Chania, one of the oldest cities 428 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:02,660 in Europe. 429 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:06,640 Hello. 430 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,460 What the fuck are we doing in this 431 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:11,700 thing? 432 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,960 I wanted to get a green RV, but 433 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,220 I couldn't find one, so I got this 434 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:15,580 tuk-tuk. 435 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,460 Look at this machine. 436 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:17,460 I mean, it's all electric. 437 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:23,320 100km on the charge, 31mph maximum speed. 438 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,200 You've got to think about your carbon footprint. 439 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,400 Green, clean and serene. 440 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,580 You are a French dreamer. 441 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,180 That's true, I'm a dreamer. 442 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,240 As if the green frog's dream machine isn't 443 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,100 boring enough... 444 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,680 What are we doing down here, anyway? 445 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,280 ..Kermit also seems to have swallowed the guidebook. 446 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,360 Look, there is this beautiful church, the Church 447 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,680 of Agios Nikolaos. 448 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,140 Look at that. 449 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,040 Can you see? 450 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,920 This town has been invaded by so many 451 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,420 different people and when this church was built 452 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,800 in 1320 and subsequently the Turks arrived here 453 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,940 and conquered the town, they built a minaret 454 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:56,920 and it became a mosque. 455 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,020 And now it's a church again. 456 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,360 You don't see that very often, do you? 457 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,240 This is dangerous, this thing. 458 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,680 He can't drive. 459 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,920 Look, now all the Greek people are upset. 460 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,340 That's the end of the tuk-tuk. 461 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,180 Look where I'm going to take you now. 462 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,940 The Arabs used to call this town the 463 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:28,620 Cheese Town. 464 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:29,860 Look at that. 465 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:30,400 Come on. 466 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,500 That is beautiful. 467 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,700 This thing is a real local specialty. 468 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:36,160 Good morning. 469 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,040 Hello. 470 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,200 Buongiorno. 471 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:38,560 Welcome. 472 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:39,560 Good to see you. 473 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,700 Buongiorno, guys. 474 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:41,060 How are you? 475 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:41,440 Are you OK? 476 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,520 The Odanos family have been serving up traditional 477 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,980 phyllo and sheep's cheese pastries, or rougatsa, since 478 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:48,940 1924. 479 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:50,720 That looks so delicious. 480 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,320 You put sugar on it? 481 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,520 Yes, this is the finishing touch. 482 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,620 This is really unique. 483 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,080 It's so different from what we do in 484 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,360 Italy or France, isn't it? 485 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,020 Thank you very much. 486 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:00,540 I'll get another. 487 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,880 What's the name of the cheese? 488 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,980 It's a local cheese that's only around here 489 00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,440 in Chania. 490 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,360 That is delicious. 491 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,080 Can you make with any other cheese, for 492 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:10,740 example mozzarella? 493 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,980 I'm just asking. 494 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:13,460 Come on. 495 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,520 Actually, rougatsa is anything that you can wrap 496 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,360 with this phyllo pastry around. 497 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,160 So inside you can put even meat or 498 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,480 spinach, perhaps. 499 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,480 How old is the recipe? 500 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,380 Almost 100 years. 501 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:28,860 Wow. 502 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,260 Is that your mama that was making it? 503 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:32,540 Yes. 504 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,320 Is that your wife? 505 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:34,760 Yes. 506 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,680 Can we see how she makes it? 507 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,540 Yes, of course. 508 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,200 Ioanna has been making the rougatsa since she 509 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,960 was a young girl. 510 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:42,760 Hi. 511 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,180 Hello. 512 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,000 This is my mother. 513 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,340 Ah, Gordon. 514 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,960 Do you want to know how to make 515 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,740 rougatsa? 516 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,700 Do you want to know how to make 517 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:55,320 rougatsa? 518 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:55,720 Yes. 519 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,100 Yes. 520 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,560 Let me see your hands. 521 00:16:59,560 --> 00:16:59,700 OK. 522 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:00,960 There we are. 523 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:01,800 That's a big hand. 524 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:02,680 Yes. 525 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,280 You like this hand, don't you? 526 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:05,800 Why? 527 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:06,880 What's wrong with my hand? 528 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,460 What's wrong with our hands? 529 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,839 Small, like mine. 530 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:11,339 OK. 531 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:11,960 You are small. 532 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:16,220 One swipe from Gordon is ten swipes from 533 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,440 my mother's small hand. 534 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,500 Oh, I see. 535 00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:21,240 So we need to work harder than Gordon. 536 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,160 That's the story of our life. 537 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,099 To make the rougatsa, delicate phyllo pastry has 538 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:28,360 to be stretched and folded in on itself 539 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,380 several times. 540 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,100 It's very thin. 541 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:31,940 Yes. 542 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,740 Then the pictorello sheep's cheese is wrapped up 543 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:35,280 in the centre. 544 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,260 Look at that attention to detail. 545 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,340 You want to work? 546 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,520 Yeah, I want to work, yeah. 547 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,680 Now it's our turn. 548 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,180 Put your hand inside and just spread the 549 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,000 oil on the table. 550 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,540 I have small hands but I know exactly 551 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:50,500 what I'm doing with these hands. 552 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:51,260 Oh, my Lord. 553 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:52,940 Too much oil. 554 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:53,520 Too much oil. 555 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,700 What about Gordon? 556 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,640 Did he put too much oil? 557 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,900 No, no, this is too much. 558 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:01,460 Concentrate. 559 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:01,800 I am. 560 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,840 This whole rougatsa will never work if that 561 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,200 phyllo pastry is too thick. 562 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,280 You've got to create this thin, crispy texture. 563 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,320 There's a science. 564 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,960 And so you've got to be absolutely spot 565 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,140 -on. 566 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,020 No, no, no. 567 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,560 She doesn't tell Gordon off. 568 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:17,800 Gordon, look. 569 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:18,580 Yes. 570 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,660 Bravo, Gordon. 571 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,700 Here we go. 572 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,000 She can spot talent a mile away. 573 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,020 Those two, what an embarrassment. 574 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,480 I mean, now it looks like a pair 575 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,200 of French knickers. 576 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,940 These hands were made for phyllo. 577 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:37,980 I'm struggling here. 578 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:38,480 Thank you. 579 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,360 But Gordon is taking private lessons. 580 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,820 See, Gordon always does that. 581 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,360 He uses the professionals with the excuses of, 582 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,380 show me how it's done, and he kinds 583 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:49,940 of cheats. 584 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,720 When you make pastry, his forehand is better 585 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,180 than two. 586 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,520 And obviously, yeah, there's four. 587 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,060 He's literally, she's done everything. 588 00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:57,240 Yeah. 589 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,360 OK, Mum, I think I'm ready for my 590 00:18:59,360 --> 00:18:59,560 cheese. 591 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,820 Gordon, yes. 592 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:04,960 Oh, look at that. 593 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,820 Look at what... 594 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,280 I think she likes Gordon, Fred. 595 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,600 Anything that he does is never going to 596 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,620 be a problem, is he, now? 597 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:15,840 I mean, seriously, Johanna and Gordon. 598 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,440 She was in love with Gordon. 599 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:25,900 Yes, Gordon. 600 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,300 That was really uncomfortable. 601 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,900 He's kissing your wife. 602 00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:52,770 After 20 minutes in the oven, Mama can 603 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,070 rate our Borgata bakes. 604 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:58,090 I looked at Gino's and it came out 605 00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:59,930 like some bloated calzone. 606 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,770 And Fred's looked like this stuffed croissant that 607 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:03,630 was on the chanzelise. 608 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:06,470 Tuesday, time for the true taste test. 609 00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:07,650 Shocking. 610 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:11,230 This one is Gino's, as you said. 611 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,580 Good. 612 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:17,380 Good. 613 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,680 And then Fred's. 614 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,020 The filo is too thick. 615 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,430 Perfect. 616 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,350 I mean, seriously. 617 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:45,830 Clearly, there's only one winner here. 618 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:47,870 This is amazing. 619 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,930 Mine was in first place, and Gino and 620 00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:53,330 Fred's were vying for joint third. 621 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:54,350 What does that tell you? 622 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:57,010 These two are more or less the same. 623 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,350 And Gordon's is the best. 624 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:02,430 It's not a fair competition to start with, 625 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,330 because she made half of his puff pastry, 626 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:04,970 so come on. 627 00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:06,730 She was, at the end, judging her own 628 00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:07,050 work. 629 00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:10,190 Is there any more compliments before we go 630 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:10,570 away? 631 00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:12,330 Because we're kind of getting bored now. 632 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,010 Ramsey, let's go! 633 00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:24,970 Gordon, Fred, where are you? 634 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,550 I don't want to see people sitting down, 635 00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:27,750 yeah? 636 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:29,890 Because we need to take this thing out. 637 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,030 Thanks to our first mate, Hercules, our ship 638 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,490 is moored in Hania Harbour. 639 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:37,670 But self-appointed captain Di Campo will get 640 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:39,090 us en route to our next island. 641 00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:41,650 OK, now, first thing we need to do, 642 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,190 the ropes. 643 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:45,390 Gordon, when I say so, the fenders, they 644 00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:46,010 need to come out. 645 00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:47,610 Hold on, you don't take the fenders off 646 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:48,670 until we're out of the port. 647 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:50,090 What I want you to hear is, yes, 648 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:50,430 captain. 649 00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:51,870 Captain my arse. 650 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,130 Fenders out, please. 651 00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:54,790 No, the fenders stay in. 652 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:55,770 Who is the captain? 653 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:56,670 Oh, my God. 654 00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:57,890 Come on, Gordon, stop arguing. 655 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:00,170 Just let him have... 656 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:01,430 No, no, fender in, fender in! 657 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,070 They're like bumpers. 658 00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:02,910 Keep the fender in! 659 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,230 Gino, don't go too forward. 660 00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:05,390 Don't go forward, Gino. 661 00:22:05,570 --> 00:22:06,790 You're going into the wall. 662 00:22:06,850 --> 00:22:07,950 No, it's fine. 663 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:08,690 Leave it to me. 664 00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:09,790 I know exactly what I'm doing. 665 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:11,070 Oh, fuck off. 666 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:12,390 Well done, Fred. 667 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:18,610 HORN HONKS It's rude to beep the horn. 668 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,410 In Italy, you beep the horn to say 669 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:22,250 goodbye to everybody, and everybody waves, look. 670 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:25,790 Everybody's waving because they know that's the way 671 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:26,370 to do it. 672 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,690 On the fricking wheel! 673 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:29,430 Oh, my God. 674 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:34,530 He doesn't even know his port from Starbucks. 675 00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:35,490 Starbucks? 676 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:36,910 Now is not the time to bloody have 677 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:37,790 a coffee, my friend. 678 00:22:37,970 --> 00:22:38,970 Oh, my God. 679 00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:44,650 After a heroic shift from Hercules, we're approaching 680 00:22:44,650 --> 00:22:49,410 the supermodel of Greek islands, stunning Santorini. 681 00:22:59,120 --> 00:22:59,960 Good morning. 682 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:00,500 Morning. 683 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,700 Hello, Santorini, this is Gino D'Acampo. 684 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,960 Yes, the best chef in the world is 685 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,280 me. 686 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,220 I'm coming in, I'm coming in! 687 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,760 Unfortunately, the Italian sea stallion is back at 688 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,100 the helm. 689 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,100 HORN HONKS You know how it was created? 690 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,780 You see how it is, all these rocks 691 00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:18,860 that come out of the sea? 692 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:19,080 Yeah. 693 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,260 It's a volcanic eruption. 694 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,480 3,500 years ago. 695 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:23,320 Stunning. 696 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,720 We're sailing into Santorini's famous caldera, heading for 697 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,380 young, burnt island, right in the middle of 698 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:32,680 the volcanic crater, home to the healing hot 699 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,200 springs of Nea Kameni. 700 00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:37,020 You know that Santorini is called the croissant 701 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:37,400 island? 702 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,880 Well, it's shaped like a croissant. 703 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,440 Yeah, so I thought I'd give you some 704 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:40,740 croissant. 705 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,020 See these hot springs here? 706 00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:43,480 Yes. 707 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,340 I've got a treat for both of you, 708 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:46,740 a mud bath. 709 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,520 A mud bath? 710 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,000 Yes. 711 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,540 This is going to rejuvenate you. 712 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,200 And let's be honest, some of us need 713 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,260 a bit of rejuvenation. 714 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,820 Yes, especially on the forehead. 715 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,820 LAUGHTER You have facials. 716 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,020 I do not! 717 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,600 I am sure you have facials. 718 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,800 And this face looks like... 719 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,660 Is that a fucking facial? 720 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,240 Are you kidding me? 721 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,320 We all have our own little regime secrets. 722 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,420 To stay younger, what do you do? 723 00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:08,360 It's my beard. 724 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,840 I just trim it, you know, very, very 725 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,900 carefully and then make sure it's always perfect. 726 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,340 That's the only thing I do, really. 727 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,380 What's yours? 728 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,360 OK, my one is... 729 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:19,880 Sat back and cry? 730 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,320 No, OK. 731 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:25,640 I like to make sure that the game 732 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,220 room... 733 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:26,980 What do you call it? 734 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:27,860 The game room, right? 735 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,820 The game room is tidy. 736 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:30,440 Trimmed? 737 00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:31,760 Yeah, it's all nice and tidy. 738 00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,060 I don't like, like, a... 739 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:34,160 Aggressive game room. 740 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:35,780 Whoa! 741 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:37,000 That must be really strange. 742 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,500 So you're very airy up to here and 743 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,780 suddenly you've got nothing there. 744 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,040 The game room is... 745 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:41,980 That must be really strange. 746 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:42,960 It's not strange. 747 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,660 Oh, my God. 748 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,700 You just shut up, Gino. 749 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,700 Unlike Gino's manscaping, thermal springs do actually have 750 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:56,640 medicinal properties. 751 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,080 There are 700 dotted around the country. 752 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,840 And, like their Mediterranean diets, the Greeks swear 753 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,800 by them to help live a long, healthy 754 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,180 life. 755 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,320 Boys, I think we're here. 756 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,900 These are the coolest thing ever. 757 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:12,660 Fred, get a watch. 758 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,240 Oh, my God. 759 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,160 Wow! 760 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,460 Super cool. 761 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,060 It's like a superhero of the sea. 762 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:17,340 I see. 763 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,880 You just go in there, switch it on, 764 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,120 and it takes you in the coast, so 765 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,120 then we can go exploring. 766 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,500 You have to stay out of Toys R 767 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:23,680 Us. 768 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:24,800 All right? 769 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:25,660 Let's go. 770 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,200 How fast do they go, these things? 771 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,480 I have no idea. 772 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:34,000 This is the first time I'm using them. 773 00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,000 What's wrong with just swimming? 774 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:35,660 No. 775 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,860 We need to do, like, James Bond. 776 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:40,600 You know what? 777 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,760 I think it's very cold, though. 778 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,820 It's not that cold. 779 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,260 How is it, Fred? 780 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,700 It's cold. 781 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,980 Oh, my God! 782 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:00,420 Come on, let's go. 783 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,240 It doesn't feel like hot springs. 784 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,020 Temperatures at the bottom of the crater nearly 785 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:12,080 half a kilometre deep average just four degrees. 786 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,600 You sure the springs are here? 787 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,840 It's definitely this way. 788 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:16,600 I think someone's living here. 789 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,540 I think these guys, what do they call 790 00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:19,640 it? 791 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,160 Hermits? 792 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:21,960 Doesn't look too happy. 793 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,900 This is a bit spooky, man. 794 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,640 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 795 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:33,420 It's telling us to go away. 796 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:33,760 Go away. 797 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,360 I think we're lost. 798 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,060 Let's get the fuck out of here. 799 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,410 Is it getting warm in the water? 800 00:26:52,930 --> 00:26:54,310 Or have you just pissed yourself too late? 801 00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:56,370 That's the hot spring coming up. 802 00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:58,490 Gino, Fred and I are on the Greek 803 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:01,950 island of Santorini searching for a fountain of 804 00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:05,150 youth in this extraordinary volcanic landscape. 805 00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:07,230 This is beautiful. 806 00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:08,690 What a find. 807 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:11,190 Due to the heavy mineral content in the 808 00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:13,150 water hot springs are said to boost the 809 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:16,070 flow of blood through the veins increasing cardiac 810 00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:18,130 output and improving metabolism. 811 00:27:19,110 --> 00:27:20,050 How good is this? 812 00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:22,110 Now, where do we need to go? 813 00:27:22,670 --> 00:27:23,330 What's the secret? 814 00:27:23,530 --> 00:27:24,790 The secret is this. 815 00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:28,750 We put our hands underneath here. 816 00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,890 Look, you're going to end up with this 817 00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:31,630 mud. 818 00:27:32,170 --> 00:27:33,770 Be careful that there are no stones. 819 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:37,010 Slowly, slowly. 820 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:37,530 No. 821 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,470 It's good for our skin. 822 00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:44,750 What's in the mud? 823 00:27:45,090 --> 00:27:47,390 There's sulphur, magnesium, zinc. 824 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:48,910 It's all sorts of minerals. 825 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,190 You can smell it, can't you? 826 00:27:50,290 --> 00:27:51,290 It smells like shit. 827 00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:53,490 What? 828 00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:54,370 Your back. 829 00:27:54,770 --> 00:27:56,650 You want me to do your back? 830 00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:58,830 Just a little bit, because it's good for 831 00:27:58,830 --> 00:27:59,250 the skin. 832 00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:00,790 Trust me. 833 00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:01,650 Bend down. 834 00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:07,030 Rub it in, Gordon. 835 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,430 I am rubbing it in. 836 00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:11,130 I'm sorry, but it's kerosene, you know. 837 00:28:11,810 --> 00:28:12,850 He's not rubbing it in. 838 00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:14,150 I'm feeling something. 839 00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:25,830 He just didn't put the mud. 840 00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:29,950 He just actually properly massaged him slowly. 841 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:31,790 I've never seen that. 842 00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:33,990 There's other ways to exfoliate. 843 00:28:34,670 --> 00:28:35,010 You know that? 844 00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:36,110 With a loofah. 845 00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:37,230 Who's loofah? 846 00:28:38,390 --> 00:28:41,250 The extremely high sulphur content gives this mud 847 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:42,210 its unique colour. 848 00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:44,370 You two really smell. 849 00:28:44,830 --> 00:28:46,650 We need to find a rock now. 850 00:28:46,730 --> 00:28:48,530 Relax, because this needs to dry on the 851 00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:48,770 skin. 852 00:28:49,910 --> 00:28:51,850 It's also said to be a natural detox 853 00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:55,370 that can prevent inflammation and relieve muscle conditions, 854 00:28:55,370 --> 00:28:58,110 often associated with the ageing process. 855 00:28:58,490 --> 00:29:00,530 You look like you just shat yourself, and 856 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:02,470 he looks like a washed-up walrus with 857 00:29:02,470 --> 00:29:03,070 white teeth. 858 00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:04,810 Jesus Christ. 859 00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:07,790 Now, for the full benefit, we must lay 860 00:29:07,790 --> 00:29:09,770 down and soak up 20 minutes. 861 00:29:10,030 --> 00:29:11,550 That's what I need, 20 minutes. 862 00:29:11,570 --> 00:29:12,570 You're like a doctor now. 863 00:29:12,990 --> 00:29:15,110 Look at the state of you. 864 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,790 I felt so good. 865 00:29:18,130 --> 00:29:19,230 I feel like I'm 22 again. 866 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:22,090 I'm a little bit frustrated that Gordon didn't 867 00:29:22,090 --> 00:29:25,190 get into the mud thing, because I actually 868 00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:26,850 organized this one for him. 869 00:29:27,010 --> 00:29:29,270 He's getting on a little bit, so he's 870 00:29:29,270 --> 00:29:30,770 good for the bones and everything. 871 00:29:30,890 --> 00:29:32,170 He's good for the skin. 872 00:29:33,790 --> 00:29:34,910 He doesn't want to do it. 873 00:29:35,330 --> 00:29:36,610 Typical Gordon Ramsay. 874 00:29:37,050 --> 00:29:39,290 I never thought in my wildest dreams in 875 00:29:39,290 --> 00:29:41,130 the middle of Santorini would I see two 876 00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:42,030 washed-up turds. 877 00:29:44,770 --> 00:29:45,690 Are you farting? 878 00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:55,770 Guys, come on, look at that. 879 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:56,930 Absolutely beautiful. 880 00:29:57,490 --> 00:29:57,710 Wow.